For my hater

Congratulations on your new purchase
I heard you bought a crib on biters block in plagiarism's paradise
You're not a movement
You're purely amusement
The poster girl for Xerox and the role model for parasites
You serve no purpose
You're purely decorative
You can't help but wait
Well I can't help but be consultative

You should go into the bridge repair business
You'd make a lot of money with the quickness
Single handedly you've burned down more than a few
All connecting to people who've helped you
Now they're all at a distance
Insisting on a subsistence existence
Watching your life unfold like an HBO drama with consistence

And stop saying you're a lesbian
When you still sleep with dudes for coke
Lettin em hit it raw after you played with yourself
Enough to get him interested to poke
On the lawn... like a champ...
Like you learned that shit in band camp
Man it's funny what people tell me...
A few margaritas left the horses mouth completely unzipped
Details about your taco truck eating lips
Wrapped around his dick
So no... you're NOT my inspiration
To me you're just dried up ejaculation
With zero admiration from me
Just the best example I know of what NOT to be
Many have said you've always tried to be my mini-me
So don't be mad
That you don't have
What you once had
Like the years before
You can continue to learn how things should be done
So just keep watching son
Keep stalking
Take better notes
So you won't continue to be the butt of our jokes

Man...
You can do SO many things right
But you just choose not to
It's sad dude…
So go on now...
Take your pick of "blessed" or "knighted" for your myspace mood
Because I just wrote my first blog
All about YOU.